vulva puppet- WTF?!?!

One more site for my WTF files...
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"The Vulva Puppet"
What the world needs is a new puppet...one that can be educational while still maintaining shock value. What? You say there IS one already? Oh silly me, I should have know someone would have made a stuffed toy crotch already.

So some crazy biotch up in San Fran decided to one day make a stuffed animal hoo-ha. What inspired her? She wanted to make something for her kid's birthday???

Man, can you imagine if your job consisted of sewing silk clits and vaginas? I guess many men would turn surprisingly domestic if they were going to get to fondle fabric pussies.
*this pic is NOT for the squeemish

http://www.yoni.com/loverf/vulvaintro.shtml

misc pet peeve of mine

bad grammar! more importantly the misuse of words...specifically "your" vs "you're".

let me explain this to y'all out there. it's not hard, i promise. miss haney will give you a lesson.

YOUR- posessive, describing whos (subject) it is. ex: "it is YOUR mess on the floor." NOT "your hot."

YOU'RE- contraction. combining the words "you" and "are". ex. "you're really cool." NOT "is this you're car?".

these are easily confused, i know. but remember these subtle nuances of grammar and it can make the difference between bagging a high school graduate and a top-10 university girl.

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