for any guy nuts enough to date me...

Since I did not come up with the first questions, I won't take credit, however...I will list my own personal ones at the end.

There is a considerable amount of brain power/prowess/weirdness/evil genius-ness required to even get me to a first date with a guy. Consider this as a pre-test. If they can't pass this, do not pass go, do not collect a phone number.

Relationship Equivalency Exam for Men

1. English: What does it mean when you say, "I'll call you?"

2. Math: How many women can you have sex with and still be monogamous?

3. Psychology: Other than abject fear, what are some possible reactions to the words, "I love you?"

4. Economics: Who pays for dinner if your date makes more than you, and how long before you resent her for it?

5. Physics: Find a way to arrange your bathroom items on your half of the sink, knowing full well your girlfriend needs the whole sink for her items.



My Questions:

6. Sex Ed (OF COURSE I'm gonna start with the most important subject): Out of the possible orifices on a woman, which is your favorite? Can you settle for two out of three?

7. Drama: Deliver the phrases convincingly enough to make even DeNiro weep- "oh, no, I hadn't noticed that hot girl at the bar", "you are better in bed than my last girlfriend", "i've never thought of sleeping with your sister", "you don't look fat in those jeans".

8. Drivers Ed: Successfully maneuver through an obstacle course while simultaneously getting road head. (Bonus points if you let her drive your Benz while you recover.)

9. Home Ec: List your top 3 "panty-dropper" drink recipes.

10. Biology: T/F Her period isn't the cause of her pissed-off mood, it's your stupid behavior!