bonfire friday
last night was a radio listener party for that previously mentioned dude's station. plus, i am a listener/fan...so i grabbed a gf & hit the beach w/booze, firewood & marshmellows.
we get there early, around 8pm & promptly opened our first of many hard ciders. I made a yum concoction of sprite & bicardi razz & was sauced by like 8:30. a group of 3 way-too-young-for-us guys were trying to pick us up, so i (of course) act obnoxious in hopes of them going away. to their credit, there were adorable, but there main flaw was the 5 year age difference.
guys: "hey, can we hang here and use your bonfire?"
me: "you guys have to take your shirts off though, and then if we like what we see we might let you stay".
guys laugh and tell me i'm cool.
a bit later after some more booze...
i asked them to go get some wood for our fire, try to score us some beer in exchange for our cider, suggested skinny dipping and repeatedly told them to show us their weiners. they just answered that i can get away with asking/telling them to do anything i want due to the naughty way i ask. dammit, it's not working. they were not going away, my plans were squashed so i figured i'd go with the flow.
the po-po decided to break up the growing crowds around 10:15- which sucked ass. the party hadn't even started and we were getting shooed to the lower part of the beach...the much darker part. i couldn't even see if the guy i was looking for was there or not. i think i saw him for a sec but, cannot confirm due to my poor night vision and my sudden shyness (hey-it happens once in a while).
my gf was digging one of the 25 year olds so i attempted to make myself scarse as the night progressed. i chatted with random dudes (since there was a 2-40 girl/guy ratio) about the show & what they did for a living. i tried to hide my boredom, but am not very good at it. thank goodness it was dark enough so no one saw my eyes rolling. the air reeked of beer & weed.
i approached the other guy on the show to thank him for organizing the thing & express my appreciation for the pervy show he does. immediately he scans me up & down and exclaims, "hey honey, thanks for coming out. you're gorgeous-wow!" i was taken aback and muttered a thanks. we chatted for a few minutes when he said that we should hang out sometime & gave me his business card telling me to call him. after 3 or 4 molestings masquerading as hugs, he told me they were getting together a group of hot girls to promote the show. i told him i don't think i would be the best choice for that job and they don't have a budget to pay me what i command. he looks me up & down again and proclaims i have a "smokin' hot body" (it's prolly the DDs that drew the most of his attention) and "have to hang out with him sometime". he proceeded to give me a big hug and call me baby while kissing my cheek, lingering there for a few secs. uh, i dunno what he was doing, trying to make out with me or something? he was probably high. either that or he really IS as much as a perv as he claims on the show. nice! hey- a compliment is a compliment!
the evening ended when the cops decided we were there long enough & started kicking people out. oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
we get there early, around 8pm & promptly opened our first of many hard ciders. I made a yum concoction of sprite & bicardi razz & was sauced by like 8:30. a group of 3 way-too-young-for-us guys were trying to pick us up, so i (of course) act obnoxious in hopes of them going away. to their credit, there were adorable, but there main flaw was the 5 year age difference.
guys: "hey, can we hang here and use your bonfire?"
me: "you guys have to take your shirts off though, and then if we like what we see we might let you stay".
guys laugh and tell me i'm cool.
a bit later after some more booze...
i asked them to go get some wood for our fire, try to score us some beer in exchange for our cider, suggested skinny dipping and repeatedly told them to show us their weiners. they just answered that i can get away with asking/telling them to do anything i want due to the naughty way i ask. dammit, it's not working. they were not going away, my plans were squashed so i figured i'd go with the flow.
the po-po decided to break up the growing crowds around 10:15- which sucked ass. the party hadn't even started and we were getting shooed to the lower part of the beach...the much darker part. i couldn't even see if the guy i was looking for was there or not. i think i saw him for a sec but, cannot confirm due to my poor night vision and my sudden shyness (hey-it happens once in a while).
my gf was digging one of the 25 year olds so i attempted to make myself scarse as the night progressed. i chatted with random dudes (since there was a 2-40 girl/guy ratio) about the show & what they did for a living. i tried to hide my boredom, but am not very good at it. thank goodness it was dark enough so no one saw my eyes rolling. the air reeked of beer & weed.
i approached the other guy on the show to thank him for organizing the thing & express my appreciation for the pervy show he does. immediately he scans me up & down and exclaims, "hey honey, thanks for coming out. you're gorgeous-wow!" i was taken aback and muttered a thanks. we chatted for a few minutes when he said that we should hang out sometime & gave me his business card telling me to call him. after 3 or 4 molestings masquerading as hugs, he told me they were getting together a group of hot girls to promote the show. i told him i don't think i would be the best choice for that job and they don't have a budget to pay me what i command. he looks me up & down again and proclaims i have a "smokin' hot body" (it's prolly the DDs that drew the most of his attention) and "have to hang out with him sometime". he proceeded to give me a big hug and call me baby while kissing my cheek, lingering there for a few secs. uh, i dunno what he was doing, trying to make out with me or something? he was probably high. either that or he really IS as much as a perv as he claims on the show. nice! hey- a compliment is a compliment!
the evening ended when the cops decided we were there long enough & started kicking people out. oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
posted by issuegirl at 12:42 PM
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