affirmative action dating

after reviewing all my previous dude statistics, i realized something...i have ONLY dated honkies. all white boys, mostly WASPS. all semi-conservative, nice guy, plain boring white bread guys.

i think it is time to impart an affirmative action of sorts to my dating life. i need to toss in a middle eastern guy, or black guy, or latin guy...you get the picture. anyone BUT a white boy. so gentlemen of color, you are in luck.

although it is totally not PC, i am going to introduce a quota system into my dating life starting today. no longer will i just look only at the cracker as a potential date. let's shake up the mix, shall we? so instead of lusting after john mayer or jason mraz, i will now have fantasies about lenny kravitz or ben harper. i will try to find jet lee's action movie stuff hot, rather than hugh jackman's. and an even further step, i will now read depack chopra versue tony robbins. although i'm not really quite sure what that has to do with anything...i digress...

my buddy (who actually IS african-american, since he came FROM AFRICA!) has mentioned my limited dating focus on several occasions, making references (of course) to the myth of the huge black dong. i had never really considered dating anything other than what i grew up with, not out of prejudice but more out of lack of familiarity. but, what the hell i'm open to new experiences.

i am sitting in a cafe attempting to work, when this thought occured to me when a fantastically hot guy came in. omg he's not white! brain will not compute. my best guess is this guy is mediteranian/middle eastern. anyway- he's freaking hot. and i realize i need to no longer be narrow minded. thanks to you-guy wearing the "pita's" shirt for making me realize there are more men out there than the wimpy pale whities that i usually go for.

since i am obviously horrible at the man-diet, i give up. i am embracing my love for all the male creatures out there and forgetting the nonsense of abstinence. now taking applications for dating spots. when applying, please make note of your nation or origin/race (along with penis size).