my new form of cardio

after having sex like 5 times a day the entire weekend, i get home to discover i have lost a fantastic two pounds! holy shit! i need to bang like a rabbit all the time! forget kickboxing, i'll do doggy style. forget riding the stationary bike, i'll ride a guy. i guess all the time i spent on my back would have just been spent eating had i not been at the guy's house.

sometimes life is just so wonderfully in your favor...not only did i get laid, i lost weight. it's like getting paid to spend money. it's win-win.