Friday, January 20, 2006

haters have small johnsons

Ew- here's one more testimony to how stupid guys can be. Preface: I LOVE men, don't think I'm a man-hater. I just hate *stupid* men.

So this guy from online has been buggin me to meet. He seemed cute & nice enough. Ok. He works as a personal trainer (red flag #1) and the first thing I think it "uh, oh he'll prolly say I'm fat". ha! Long story short...he made a comment on how he can't date overweight girls. I ask what is overweight to him. He said "like 20 lbs". Then he had the nerve to ask how much I weigh (MYOB you shithead!). I said "I weigh a lot more than you'd think, considering my structure. I go by pant size." (which actually is true & I wear a size 10). He said "well since you are 5'8" you should weigh about 135". Um ya buddy, if I was a size 2! Not one of my gfs who are my height or taller weigh anywhere near that # and NO they are not fat whatsoever. He had the gall to email me a height/weight chart. OMG!!! Then he proceeded to tell me that I'm insecure & have issues because I thought that was very rude. "I guess I know how insecure you are, since you take that personally" Mr Jerk said. I ended up just blocking him on IM.

That guy made me throw up in my mouth a little. But on a funny note, I talked him into sending me a pic of his weiner before all this went down. In true issuegirl style, here it is for your viewing pleasure (I don't think it's height/weight proportionate) AND a pic of his face. Girls- RUN away if you meet this guy in a bar!!! LMFAO
-luv issuegirl