sandi's cool test
say a cute girl handed you (a guy) a wrapped condom. let's set the stage here: it's a semi-public place, evening and you've had a beer or two. you do not know each other well, and chemistry is still to be determined.
this is my test from now on to discover if a guy is worthy of being in my circle. choose wrong= do not pass go, do not collect $200. chose right=you may be my new buddy (or whatever).
there are three options the guy can choose.
a) roll his eyes and scoff saying how immature that is and refuses to do anything with it. he may not touch it, or take it & examine it then give it back. any form of disagreement still classifies as this choice.
this is wrong because- THE GUY IS NO FUCKING FUN!!! he takes himself way too seriously and is not wild enough for me. note to self: stop hanging out with guys like this.
b) he grabs it and has it unwrapped and on his dick before i have explained the reason why i was giving it to him. suggestions of putting it on and getting into the back of my jeep still classifies as the choice.
this is wrong because- the gent is very presumptious of my meaning, and is probably moving too fast. the only way this would be ok, is if we had been dating a bit and had already slept together. note to self: go along w/it if he's willing to throw down $300 an hour.
c) he giggles as he contemplates his next move. he unwraps it as he walks towards an atm machine. he claims how awesome this is going to be. he leaves the open condom between the deposit envelopes in the drawer. we run away cracking up at the prospect of a little old lady finding it the next day when she goes to deposit her social security check. and variety of public display of said condom still classifies as this choice.
this, my friends, is the RIGHT ANSWER. if you are uninhibited and weird enough to do something like this, you are probably my kinda people. note to self: i gotta get a better circle of weirdo friends in so cal.
this is my test from now on to discover if a guy is worthy of being in my circle. choose wrong= do not pass go, do not collect $200. chose right=you may be my new buddy (or whatever).
there are three options the guy can choose.
a) roll his eyes and scoff saying how immature that is and refuses to do anything with it. he may not touch it, or take it & examine it then give it back. any form of disagreement still classifies as this choice.
this is wrong because- THE GUY IS NO FUCKING FUN!!! he takes himself way too seriously and is not wild enough for me. note to self: stop hanging out with guys like this.
b) he grabs it and has it unwrapped and on his dick before i have explained the reason why i was giving it to him. suggestions of putting it on and getting into the back of my jeep still classifies as the choice.
this is wrong because- the gent is very presumptious of my meaning, and is probably moving too fast. the only way this would be ok, is if we had been dating a bit and had already slept together. note to self: go along w/it if he's willing to throw down $300 an hour.
c) he giggles as he contemplates his next move. he unwraps it as he walks towards an atm machine. he claims how awesome this is going to be. he leaves the open condom between the deposit envelopes in the drawer. we run away cracking up at the prospect of a little old lady finding it the next day when she goes to deposit her social security check. and variety of public display of said condom still classifies as this choice.
this, my friends, is the RIGHT ANSWER. if you are uninhibited and weird enough to do something like this, you are probably my kinda people. note to self: i gotta get a better circle of weirdo friends in so cal.
posted by issuegirl at 8:56 AM
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