i have cooties

i have cooties. this is a warning for anyone who wants to hang out with me. do not hug me, do not kiss me, do not sit near me.

i have cooties.

i have been fighting this cold/flu thing for a couple weeks now, alternating from feeling ok to feeling like crap. right now, i'm on the crap side. i spent most of yesterday in bed drinking oj and eating echinacea. nothing is working! dammit!

ok, i'm going to go work in bed. i'm warning you- whatever you do-don't kiss me. i will not be responsible for cootie transfer to said kisser.

p.s. some silly boy did not heed my advice and kissed me. even against my warning of cooties, he considered it worth the gamble of possible cootie transfer. to the gent who risked his good health to make out with me- that was real nice...but i really hope you did not catch my cooties and sorry if you did. but it was worth it, right?