5 things i want to do b4 i die

in no particular order or importance...and as always, i reserve the right to change my mind 5 minutes after i write this.

1) live in europe (but my body will remain pleasantly hair-free)
2) make 7 figures in a single year (save baby-making for girls who can't run companies)
3) pay cash for a sportscar (and just to be a brat i will pay in sacks of quarters at the bmw dealership)
4) have the letters phd after my name (i mean, not just play a doctor on tv but really BE one!)
5) inspire change in the world (here's to hoping)