just one of the guys
apparently, i have solidified my position as "one of the guys" with my guy friends. all my hopes of being viewed as either "sex goddess" or "girly girl" or "hot chick" have been dashed by the fact that i am now included in the secret boy's club. i realized this when i came with to "guy's night out". hmmm. i know he meant it as a compliment, but my friend saying "you are just one of the guys" was a little unnerving.
little did i realize how fortunate i was to be invited in. it is actually a mixed blessing. while i have to forgo the idea of them being on their best behvaior to impress me, i am lucky to see them when they aren't on their best behavior trying to impress me.
although, i am sorry to say, after speaking to the aforementioned guy friend, i was told i am not to let other ladies on to the crap guys think. i cannot give away their secrets, i was instructed. ok boys, secrets are safe with me. i will only use them against other boys i meet (date) in the future.
as you know, i never do what i'm told. so, by virtue of my nature, i will not be able to keep all the secets to myself. ladies, you can thank me with a cosmo or a truffle. here's just a few tidbits of things guys aren't telling you...
* don't sleep with a guy on the first night. don't, unless you don't want him to see you as anything else than a booty call. yes, i knew this fact yet i continue to press my luck & do it anyway. yes, you know this fact, & i'm sure you've done this too. now in my conscious mind i know that this situation never turns out like i want, yet for some reason thought i'd be the one exception to the rule. but hearing it from my guy friend that he prefers the chase and sleeping with a girl on the first night makes him lose respect for her...that solidified it for me. i'm a changed women. i'll be right back, i'm going to borders to buy "the rules".
* don't censor yourself. part of my appeal to the guys is my lack of a filter from my brain to my mouth. while this way shock or disturb many small-minded females, it definitely endears me the the dudes.
* be decisive. i went out with a mixed group for dinner last week and no one could decide what they wanted to do after. it was the "i dunno what do you want to do" game. while i offered suggestions, they were met with excuses or more indecisiveness. guess no one is a fan of bicardi vanilla, coke and a hot tub. ah well. *rolling my eyes* so when we finally wound up at a bar nearby, the mood was bent a little. we were peeved that it took 20 damn minutes to decide on something. note to the ladies- in the future, just pick something for god's sake!
that's all you get for now, don't want to bombard you with too much information, ya know?
not to worry ladies, secret agent sandi is on the case & i'm sure i'll have more to report back to the estrogen team.
little did i realize how fortunate i was to be invited in. it is actually a mixed blessing. while i have to forgo the idea of them being on their best behvaior to impress me, i am lucky to see them when they aren't on their best behavior trying to impress me.
although, i am sorry to say, after speaking to the aforementioned guy friend, i was told i am not to let other ladies on to the crap guys think. i cannot give away their secrets, i was instructed. ok boys, secrets are safe with me. i will only use them against other boys i meet (date) in the future.
as you know, i never do what i'm told. so, by virtue of my nature, i will not be able to keep all the secets to myself. ladies, you can thank me with a cosmo or a truffle. here's just a few tidbits of things guys aren't telling you...
* don't sleep with a guy on the first night. don't, unless you don't want him to see you as anything else than a booty call. yes, i knew this fact yet i continue to press my luck & do it anyway. yes, you know this fact, & i'm sure you've done this too. now in my conscious mind i know that this situation never turns out like i want, yet for some reason thought i'd be the one exception to the rule. but hearing it from my guy friend that he prefers the chase and sleeping with a girl on the first night makes him lose respect for her...that solidified it for me. i'm a changed women. i'll be right back, i'm going to borders to buy "the rules".
* don't censor yourself. part of my appeal to the guys is my lack of a filter from my brain to my mouth. while this way shock or disturb many small-minded females, it definitely endears me the the dudes.
* be decisive. i went out with a mixed group for dinner last week and no one could decide what they wanted to do after. it was the "i dunno what do you want to do" game. while i offered suggestions, they were met with excuses or more indecisiveness. guess no one is a fan of bicardi vanilla, coke and a hot tub. ah well. *rolling my eyes* so when we finally wound up at a bar nearby, the mood was bent a little. we were peeved that it took 20 damn minutes to decide on something. note to the ladies- in the future, just pick something for god's sake!
that's all you get for now, don't want to bombard you with too much information, ya know?
not to worry ladies, secret agent sandi is on the case & i'm sure i'll have more to report back to the estrogen team.
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