one more testimony to guys stupidity
jesus- am i an idiot-magnet lately or what?!? since moving down to so cal it seems as if the fuck-tards are coming out in droves. the dispays are enough to turn my stomach. the latest...
a while back, i hooked up with this guy named ray. i knew his type immediately- hot but probably banging quite a few chicks. he persued me for almost a year before i agreed to meet him (he saw my online profile). he lived in so cal and would travel to SF for biz frequently. so, he came to town, we went out, had some fun and i figured that was that. any guy i sleep with on the first date is immediatel disqualified from bf potential.
few months later he was in town again. we went out, drank, hooked up. this time the sex was so bad i got out of there just as soon as i sobered up (i was pretty wasted) planning to never return his IMs again.
i've been dodging him ever since then. maybe he thought i was some dial-a-fuck for when he came into town? no thanks. one or two indescretions does not a whore make. i faked busy, i said i had a bf, i made up every excuse in the book.
about 5 minutes ago i get another IM from this winner. when i turn him down he pulls the old guy routine claiming that i was presumptious in thinking he even WANTED to sleep with me and even going so far as to insult the way i looks, implying there were a lot hotter chicks around that he could fuck. he even admitting to having a gf- something i had suspected for quite a while. yuck. he was such a fine specimin of jackass that i had to ignore him on IM. i wonder why i would rather spend time with my dogs than men!!!!
here is the transcript of what transcribed...my post comments are in italics in parenthisis
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rayders55: well hello
sandi: what do you want?
rayders55: not a fucking thing
rayders55: sorry to bother princess
sandi: you acted like a jerk last time, dont you think? so don't even give me shit (he got pissy when i said i was "too busy" to meet him last time he was in town)
rayders55: what the hell are you talking about?
sandi haney: look ray, im not sure what you want from me. it seems like you only IM me when you are in town & looking to hook up. and it's just not what i'm looking for
(LONG pause)
sandi: i dont know what else to say
rayders55: wow, aren't we presumptuous. I wanted your friendship (ya right! translation- I wanted your pussy!!!)
sandi: hmmm
rayders55: I have a girlfriend (no shit- that's a surprise!)
sandi: but last week you didn't
rayders55: I'm looking to hook up (uh-what happened to friendship? make up your mind you shithead!!)
sandi: i figured
rayders55: but whatever
rayders55: take care, don't break your hand patting yourself on the back
rayders55: you honestly think I'm pursuing you to fuck you? (hey-didn't he JUST say he's looking to hook up? he's bitter b/c i turned him down.)
rayders55: please
rayders55: I was trying to be a friend (who wants to fuck me & cheat on his gf)
sandi: ok suuuuuuuuuure whatever
rayders55: wow! honey, you're in southern cal now, take a look around (oh here we go- what a prick. i won't sleep with him so he has to get rude. typical.)
sandi haney: ah there ya go, try to insult me because you are an asshole & i'm not going to hook up w/u again
rayders55: no, not even
rayders55: you've been a bitch to me because you think i'm trying to get down your pants (see the phrase he types about looking to hookup)
rayders55: i could give a fuck
sandi: i specifically asked, you said you were single (and he said he wasn't seeing anone and even went so far as to accuse me of having a bf)
sandi: hmmmm sounds like that was a lie
sandi: if you wanted nothing, why wouldn't you be truthful??? (if that answer isn't obvious enough)
rayders55: we just made things official friday...beofer that we dated other people (i guess the girl was fine w/him having random hookups- lucky her)
sandi: nice timing, very convenient
rayders55: exculsive to me equals g/f
sandi: look, i don't care. i'm not looking for a hook-up.
rayders55: me either (um ya buddy, you just wrote you were. can't you make up your fucking mind?!)
sandi:you are so typical, it's pathetic. get it through your head-I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HALF-ASS SEX. See ya! (oh no need for the sloppy drunk sex, i can get that anywhere anytime buddy- without all this drama)
*****
and with that i blocked him so i don't have to read his moronic responses trying to excuse his gross behavior. yuck! i gotta stop hooking up w/jackasses!
a while back, i hooked up with this guy named ray. i knew his type immediately- hot but probably banging quite a few chicks. he persued me for almost a year before i agreed to meet him (he saw my online profile). he lived in so cal and would travel to SF for biz frequently. so, he came to town, we went out, had some fun and i figured that was that. any guy i sleep with on the first date is immediatel disqualified from bf potential.
few months later he was in town again. we went out, drank, hooked up. this time the sex was so bad i got out of there just as soon as i sobered up (i was pretty wasted) planning to never return his IMs again.
i've been dodging him ever since then. maybe he thought i was some dial-a-fuck for when he came into town? no thanks. one or two indescretions does not a whore make. i faked busy, i said i had a bf, i made up every excuse in the book.
about 5 minutes ago i get another IM from this winner. when i turn him down he pulls the old guy routine claiming that i was presumptious in thinking he even WANTED to sleep with me and even going so far as to insult the way i looks, implying there were a lot hotter chicks around that he could fuck. he even admitting to having a gf- something i had suspected for quite a while. yuck. he was such a fine specimin of jackass that i had to ignore him on IM. i wonder why i would rather spend time with my dogs than men!!!!
here is the transcript of what transcribed...my post comments are in italics in parenthisis
******
rayders55: well hello
sandi: what do you want?
rayders55: not a fucking thing
rayders55: sorry to bother princess
sandi: you acted like a jerk last time, dont you think? so don't even give me shit (he got pissy when i said i was "too busy" to meet him last time he was in town)
rayders55: what the hell are you talking about?
sandi haney: look ray, im not sure what you want from me. it seems like you only IM me when you are in town & looking to hook up. and it's just not what i'm looking for
(LONG pause)
sandi: i dont know what else to say
rayders55: wow, aren't we presumptuous. I wanted your friendship (ya right! translation- I wanted your pussy!!!)
sandi: hmmm
rayders55: I have a girlfriend (no shit- that's a surprise!)
sandi: but last week you didn't
rayders55: I'm looking to hook up (uh-what happened to friendship? make up your mind you shithead!!)
sandi: i figured
rayders55: but whatever
rayders55: take care, don't break your hand patting yourself on the back
rayders55: you honestly think I'm pursuing you to fuck you? (hey-didn't he JUST say he's looking to hook up? he's bitter b/c i turned him down.)
rayders55: please
rayders55: I was trying to be a friend (who wants to fuck me & cheat on his gf)
sandi: ok suuuuuuuuuure whatever
rayders55: wow! honey, you're in southern cal now, take a look around (oh here we go- what a prick. i won't sleep with him so he has to get rude. typical.)
sandi haney: ah there ya go, try to insult me because you are an asshole & i'm not going to hook up w/u again
rayders55: no, not even
rayders55: you've been a bitch to me because you think i'm trying to get down your pants (see the phrase he types about looking to hookup)
rayders55: i could give a fuck
sandi: i specifically asked, you said you were single (and he said he wasn't seeing anone and even went so far as to accuse me of having a bf)
sandi: hmmmm sounds like that was a lie
sandi: if you wanted nothing, why wouldn't you be truthful??? (if that answer isn't obvious enough)
rayders55: we just made things official friday...beofer that we dated other people (i guess the girl was fine w/him having random hookups- lucky her)
sandi: nice timing, very convenient
rayders55: exculsive to me equals g/f
sandi: look, i don't care. i'm not looking for a hook-up.
rayders55: me either (um ya buddy, you just wrote you were. can't you make up your fucking mind?!)
sandi:you are so typical, it's pathetic. get it through your head-I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HALF-ASS SEX. See ya! (oh no need for the sloppy drunk sex, i can get that anywhere anytime buddy- without all this drama)
*****
and with that i blocked him so i don't have to read his moronic responses trying to excuse his gross behavior. yuck! i gotta stop hooking up w/jackasses!
posted by issuegirl at 8:43 PM
2 Comments:
Delete him girl. Block him on IM, erase all phone numbers and contact info. You don't need him to rub his issues off on you. Geez, you really are loser magnet. Sorry, girl.
ha ha "loser magnet"...yes, that IS me as of late. wtf is up with that?!?!
that is one more reason for my dating/man fast.
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