guys bug me sometimes

sometimes i think i will never EVER find a guy who embodies the long list of adjectives i require, while me still being able to deal with them. am i destined to a manless life full of vibrators, solo blockbuster nights & too many pets?

note to self: DON'T get the 5 more cats you had picked out at the humane society, cancel blockbuster subscription, clean out vibrator drawer and reduce supply to only 8.