ok, it's official

i'm DONE with dating!!!

i am fed up with all the weirdos out there. i'm sick of dating. i'm over trying to meet someone i like. i am done with guys & their idiotic expectations. i want to focus on my own junk for an indefinite amount of time. all the hours i spend on lame blind dates could be spent reading, exercising, playing with my dogs, or even sleeping.

for an unspecified time, i will NOT be dating.

all you hot guys-hear that??? i'm not interesed in you. i'm just gonna live my life man-free & single...creating a rukus and having fun. i'm going to spend my spare time on my business. guys, i will not notice if you are hitting on me. i will politely decline if you ask me out. i will be "just friends" with all my guy friends. i will not make passes or initiate any sort of relationship.

girlfriends, i will not accept any more blind dates. i do not want to go to bars to scope out the men. i will not listen to any talk of how "being single majorly sucks". i will also not give a flying fuck if some guy doesn't call me for a date on friday- because i will already be busy.

love issuegirl!