ok, i'm going to hell

do you ever see a pregnant woman & think "god lord, who would fuck her? if SHE can get laid what the hell is wrong with me?!?!". hmmm...maybe it's just me who thinks that. ya, i'm pretty much going to hell. i have a reserved suite waiting.

today i saw this couple while i was out for lunch. the guy was cute, had a little Jaoquin Pheonix thing going on...but the girl was soOoOo blah, more like Alanis Morisette's plainer younger sister. i felt a twinge of self-pity when i thought "now i am at least prettier than her, what's the problem here?! ". ya, and i have a better personality- i NEVER judge people on their outward appearances.

heya satan- i'm coming!!!