man-free me?

it has not been easy on my man-diet. the constant cravings, the always-present temptations, late-night snacking...i have NO willpower.

i will admit, i cheated. i went out last night w/a dude. nothing big, just some drinks. i was looking to satiate my need for guy attention/flirty fun, but i was left feeling blah afterwords. nice guy but nuttin else. ya know, like when you take a bite of a long-awaited cheesecake but it just fails to deliver the food orgasm you were so longing for? ya, that's how it is with me and men lately.

where the fuck is my za-za-zoo?!?! hello world, i am patiently waiting. i am starting to have serious doubts that i will ever find a man who will a) keep me interested for more than 5 minutes, b) get me, c) make me feel any kind of spark, d) be able to put up with me.

a girl can hope, can't she?