where's my bf when i need him?

There are moments when I wish I had a bf around. Yes, those moments are few and far between, I'll give you that. Right now is one of those moments.

I feel like ass & would love nothing better than a hunky A&F model dude to come over and rub my back after making me chicken soup. Is that too much to ask for? Guess so.

Not to worry, I am sure the feeling will fade just as quickly as it appeared.