neadratals walk among us

Reposted from 12-23-05

So I'm at the DMV today (oh the horror!) and being bored as hell waiting to get a new ID, I start looking around at the other poor suckers stuck in line with me.

To keep myself occupied I played the game of "If I had to sleep with one person here, who would it be?". Sad to say, I couldn't find a single person. I would have had to either hump myself or face whatever made up consequences I came up with.

Of course there were plenty of social misfits there, some looking in desperate need of showers and toothbrushes. I kid you not, there was a couple who looked like they just walked out of the pages of my bio-anthropology text book describing the cavemen. I expected them to ride their saber-tooth tiger back home. Where they getting registration for that thing?

There were some of the most fucked-up'd looking people in that place...I was starting to get clausterphobic when the guy behind me (who consequentially smelled like cat piss) stood THIS close to me.

Among the other participants in the hell...there were the obligitory Mexi-mullets (get a clue guys- you DON'T look like Menudo!), K-mart shoppers, Chollas w/penciled in eyebrows and a few soccer moms thrown in for good measure. I won't even go into the people who worked there!

All I know is that 99.9999999999% of the population is unfit for me to sleep with. Dammit!!!